If I were to make a list of all the substances that would NOT make good objects to hurl inside a house, EGGS and MAYO would be somewhere near the top of the list.
As I sit and type this blog, my toes are sticky from egg yolks and my arm feels fuzzy from mayo. My new clothes are soaking in the bathroom sink. The livingroom smells odd.
Thanks. What a wonderful way to end a Thursday night. HEY! LETS HAVE AN EGG AND MAYONNAISE FIGHT IN THE LIVINGROOM! GOLLY GEE! THAT SOUNDS SWELL!